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8

fuck the GOP! good flash

8

The introduction was awsome, with the graphics and animation synched up to the music.

The story however [after the magic shop] bored me. Don't get me wrong i am a fan of 8 bit humor, but the story bored me with the pick up lines. We've heard them for over a century.... let them die...

The voice talents are good, but you should get a pop filter to attach to the microphone....they cost less than $20 and it will stop all the "pops" and "pfffts" from the voice recording....overall making the voice recordings much more clean and professional sounding.

Overall, you guys have come a long way and I can only see your works getting better. Keep doing flash...

umm

Since when do sharks live near polar ice caps..... You must be the first retarded child to produce a flash animation....This is A LANDMARK ACHIEVEMENT!

Why dont you go back to school, and become a scientist and try to find the cure for cancer instead of making crappy flash animations.....

UncleStevie responds:

ummm. Maybe because i WANT to do flash? MAYBE beacuse i DONT want to ind a cure for cancer..?

9

A wonderful film. Make more 1950's PSA's.... Just wonderful..

9/10

Great short film. If this is an original storyline, then i must accredit you more.. The only reason you didnt get a full 10 from me was the fact that i wanted to have more of a fluid soundtrack/effects usage... There were some dead spots in the film where some type of ambient sounds could have helped...or perhaps some orchestra stabs that could have heightened the suspense..

You could definately expand this into a real film, and i encourage you to do so, definately with voicework...

I have said all of this with constructive criticism, because again I state that this is a GREAT short film. I look forward to any more in this series you may produce.

6/10

Good animation put to waste. It wasn't funny, and the semen was poorly drawn...

Why does everyone crap out on blood and semen? It always looks like it was done with MS Paint...

8/10

I loved Mr. Happy Face, and this was far from Mr. Happy Face caliber. As much as i love religious humor that pokes at the catholics... It was hard to hear what inflatable jesus was saying...and also....it was too short...i wanted to see more heresy and hypocracy....Jimmy's death animation was way too quick and no body parts were left...tsk tsk tsk....You have the Mr. Happy Face flash to hold yourself to!!! Don't cut corners!!

I like your animation style, and your humor.... I look forward to seeing alot more flash from you.

Right track.

Graphics:: Spend more time on the layers and animation properties. The paintbucket shade/hue fill colorization is a really old tactic...and it looks super cheezy and unoriginal. Take time to develop the characters and individual animation properties.

Sound:: Good voice work, needs to be synched better to the mouth movement.

Overall:: You're on the right track, you just need to refine the animation and layers... 5 out of 10 points

Vote Score:: 3 / 5

good

(NOTICE TO USERS:: There is no preloader % bar, just wait about 8 seconds or so and click play)

Nice animation and sound work... Fix it so it has a preloader bar.

SuperSniperRed responds:

Thanks for telling everyone! Yeah people didn't understand, I will fix it.

7/10

Great job with this movie. You made an original plot and story from the game. You should definately speed the movie up although, it went alittle long and could of gotten the point across faster. You DEFINATELY should have recorded VOICE for this flash...Text boxes are overused. You spent a long time making this flash, why not go ALL the way and record voices and use more sound effects.

You get extra points for including sprites from Deja Vu, one of my favorite 8 bit nintendo games. You should have used some of the Deja Vu midi tracks as they were very original pieces for that time when Deja Vu came out in the nintendo library.

Record the voices and ditch the text boxes and you have yourself a great flash movie.

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